Tiny human! Pet me. Why won’t you pet me? I’m so fluffy. It’s easy. Here, I’ll show you.

Tiny human! Pet me. Why won’t you pet me? I’m so fluffy. It’s easy. Here, I’ll show you.

(Source: cineraria)

martininamerica:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

My cat is more internet famous than me at this point

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

dontletthemknowyourdying:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m a Christian and I reblogged this. Is that bad